Wally's pre owned automobiles
You come back for the deals
Buy a green sedan on the instalment plan
Don't forget to count all the wheels
This one's a real beauty
With a coat of tutti-frutti
He's kept her in the garage
For thirty years,
Cobwebs on her heart
She just needs a jump start
She can take you anywhere she used to be.
He's a used car sales guy
Cover the details guy
Hide the paper trail
He'll sell you mom and apple pie
A new car wannabe
Doesn't like reality
He'll sell anything you want to be.
From his leisure suit of green
He sends you to the bank machine
He's made a sale today
Fed his ego and his pay
Smiling and a grinning
Lying and a sinning
He's got a special deal for you today
